By Nathan Soliday

We have written about President Obama’s takeover of the banking industry, and you have undoubtedly read all of the news about the seizing of the auto industry by the President. So, you may be wondering like me… what is next? We know that when President Obama gets back to town that his new focus will be on nationalizing our health care system. I think we all agree that our Health Care system could use some adjustments, but is letting the government take it over really the best thing for all of us? Has anyone been to a VA hospital lately?

That should answer the question real quickly. Nevertheless if Obama is going to control our hospitals, doctors, pharmacists, surgeons, etc… in an effort to lower the cost of medical treatments to keep Medicare and Medicaid afloat, what else will need to happen? Hmmm… he is going to be sure that as Americans we start getting healthier and we start and eating better, right? Sure, we all need to eat better and live a healthier lifestyle… but now it will be mandated! How can it be mandated you ask? Simple… Barack will strong arm the fast food industries… and if they don’t heed his “suggestions”, then they know that their businesses will be in the same kind of danger as the GM’s and Chryslers of the world.

I can see it now… You will walk into a McDonalds, and instead of Ray Kroc’s picture hanging above the door we will have the smiling Messiah holding a bag of his low fat fries, and his new creation the “Soy Big Mac”. And, for those have who still like their freedom and their right to choose there will also be an alternative Big Mac option made from processed turkey breast. Think of how great this will be for the American farmers… they can all switch to soy farming and stop raising those dangerous “Ozone Destroying” Cattle! Can’t you just envision it… another closed door meeting at The White House? All of the big players of the fast food industry will be there… Ronald Mcdonald and his sidekick the Hamburglar,Wendy, the Chihuahua from Taco Bell.

Even some military brass will be there like Captain D and Colonel Sanders. All of these great fast food representatives will discuss with the President how much they would like to “see things change.” In fact, Barack would probably come out of the conference room after the meeting and unveil the plan that they had all “agreed” too and the revelation that Wendy had stated in which she would hire 1,000 new cashiers as soon as the Burger Bailout was passed. The President would then appoint a brand new Cholesterol Czar to head up the new group to ensure that the changes would be made swiftly and seamlessly. Unfortunately, house Republicans would be upset about the new Czar as soon as the comments from the Chihuahua were leaked that he was much better qualified to oversee the group compared to a man with white makeup on his face, red nose, red hair, and yellow pants.

But the transition would continue and the benefits to our country will be enormous - not only will our children be healthier, but our farmers will be busier, and our health care costs will drop significantly! The next time you walk into a McDonalds… take a look around. You may just see a sign leading back to the new play area called “BarackLand” and right there on the bench will be a porcelain statue of President Obama with his legs crossed so that all of the admiring “healthy” children can climb up on his lap and have their picture taken with him. Don’t laugh… McDonalds could be next on the list. : ) Disclaimer: Any similarities of this story to any real situation or person is purely coincidental… and totally, unfortunate.

The author Nathan Soliday has been in the mortgage and real estate industries for the past decade and hosts a blog at http://www.NathanSoliday.com where he gives his thoughts on a number of topics. You can also stay up to the minute with the mortgage market at http://www.StreamlineMortgage.org

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